Wednesday, June 26, 2013

I Love Life

The other night as I lay awake until the wee hours listening to my beloved husband snore at a volume that was probably hazardous to his health, I realized something: I'm really happy. Like, genuinely legitimately happy. Like all the time. 


This might not seem that remarkable to anyone reading this, mainly because I've been married for a month so my life is still a haze of newlywed bliss. The thing is though, until recently, I didn't think I was physically capable of ever being this happy. Let's take a step backward for a moment, though...

Most of you that know me personally, and even those of you that read my blog but have never met me (if there are such people in this world) know me as a generally cheerful person.


I mean, sure. I have a tendency to get a little screechy sometimes, and I sometime complain a lot. I've even shed six or seven tears from my eyes in this lifetime. But the truth is, being cheerful is different from being happy. 

I won't go into too much detail about it, but for a very long time, I was not very happy. A lot of my emotions felt really forced and unrealistic, and I struggled with really low self-esteem throughout high school and the first bit of college. I was angry and bitter a lot of the time, and sometimes I just felt empty. As time went on, I started to develop more issues with things like hypochondria and a sprinkling of phobias. There came a point where I started participating in somewhat self-destructive behaviors... Not like suicide, but mostly I didn't really care about my own well being. I did things that could potentially hurt me because I didn't really care about what happened to me.

One of my great inspirations in life, the famous blog-toonist Allie Brosh, explains this feeling awesomely in her blog Hyperbole and a Half. Just look here and here
*as this is a family-friendly blog, this illustration depicts me licking a very sharp knife, which represents somewhat darker things, but in a much gentler light. NOTE: Knife-licking should not be tried at home ever unless you are an experience professional like myself.


After a year of college when things didn't seem to be looking up, I went to see an actual doctor. At first it seemed like a good plan, because I realized somewhere deep down in my instinctive brain that as a sentient, intelligent creature, I should be concerned for the preservation of my own life.


After a few sessions with the doctor, he diagnosed me with a mild, chronic form of depression called Dysthymia, which is absolutely a real thing, and you can read more about it here, here, and here. I went to see the doctor for a few months before we determined that psychotherapy alone wasn't helping me all that much. I consulted with another doctor, who gave me some tests to find out the underlying cause of my issues. The second doctor said that the reason I wasn't getting better was because I wasn't sad because of how I felt, but because my brain chemicals were all sortsa messed up.

I reported my findings to the first doctor, who wrote me a prescription for drugs. This is very important, so read these words and tell all your friends: If you are ever experiencing any form of anxiety disorder, sad feelings, or mental issues, absolutely do NOT use medication unless it is a last resort. 

Here is a cartoon representation of what the drugs did to my brain:


Basically, they went through and cleared out everything that made me feel bad. Since drugs are not very discerning, and since depression makes everything fell bad, they cleaned out a lot of importantish things that should probably have been left alone. 

Before taking the drugs, my brain looked like this:


I had a lot of feelings, and a lot of them were not so good feelings, but every now and then I had good feelings too, and I lived for those good times. 

When I started taking the medicine, it was more like this:


I didn't feel sad anymore because I didn't feel ANYTHING AT ALL. Not only that, but I didn't even feel like a person anymore. The medicine took away everything that was Jackie and left a zombie-robot behind. Not only was I not sad anymore, I wasn't happy, I wasn't smart, and I wasn't creative. I just ate and drank and slept and breathed and circulated blood and digested and walked around and stared at walls and stuff.

I hated feeling like that. I hated the drugs, I hated the doctors, and I hated my life. I failed all my classes, I quit school, and I quit going to the doctor. He called me a few times and left messages on my phone to see if I was alright, but I was too angry at him for taking away what was left of my life. I also stopped taking the medicine, which seemed like a good idea at the time, but really you should slowly taper off drugs like that with the help of a physician. 

For a while, I got much, much worse. I spent a lot of time alone, I was mean to people, I couldn't find enjoyment in things I used to love, and I was bitter all the time. But then, I decided I was tired of feeling that way, so I took control in the only way I knew how.


I took a long hard look at the way I was feeling, and used logic to come up with a solution. Since I was experiencing such a huge volume of negative feelings, and it had already been determined that I couldn't just make them go away, I decided to change my attitude about the feelings I was having. It's hard for a lot of people to understand, but basically I decided to start interpreting sadness as OK. I didn't wallow in self-pity, but I accepted that I felt sad and decided to change the sadness into... alrightness. And I felt better.

It took a couple of years of ups and downs, and I really felt very alone in my efforts. I had friends that supported me, but a lot of people just didn't understand or refused to acknowledge that anything was wrong at all. 

Here's the other important part, though: I learned eventually that the only way I can feel good about myself is if I make myself feel good. I can't rely on other people to tell me how to view myself, and I can't use medicine to tell me how to feel. The only one that can really truly determine how I think and act and feel is me. Because that's how humans work.

It wasn't until after months of reflection and self-analysis that I was able to finally be comfortable enough with myself to open up to another human being, and that's how I ended up marrying Daniel.

These days, I find joy in even the stupidest little things that would have made me full of bitterness before.


And these days, for the first time in years, I'm totally happy. 


Thursday, June 20, 2013

We Play Nerd Games

"Sweetheart, bad news. One of our guys bailed on us for Dungeons and Dragons tonight. Although... we might still be able to play tonight if YOU wanted to play!"
"But I don't know how to play D&D..."
"It's not that hard! We can help you learn. First you have to create a character. You can be a dwarf, or an elf, or a human..."
"Can I be an animal?"
"Well, you can have an animal friend, if you are a druid!"
"Can I be a hamster warrior?"
"Um, I don't kno--"
"Too late. I'm a hamster warrior."

Monday, June 17, 2013

Friends of Nigel 4: Radagast

A most exciting thing has happened this week!

Daniel and I had been working out our budget for the next little while, and it worked out that we ended up having a little extra cash left over. 

 "Oh huzzah!" we rejoiced, "What are we going to do with our leftover moolah?" We debated such ideas as going on a cruise or buying new cars, but it turns out it's really tough to find cruises or cars for under $20, so we decided to go with something a little more within our budget. 

"Why don't we get Bandy a brother?" Daniel suggested. "You got yourself a deal, mister!" said I, and we were off to expand our family.

We ended up having to check three pet stores before we found a single boy hamster, but the third pet store had just what we were looking for. Phodopus sungorus, also known as Djungarian or Winter White hamsters, are one of three species of dwarf hamsters. The other two species are Phodopus campbelli (Campbell's Dwarf) and Phodopus roborovskii ("Robo" dwarf). Walter is a Robo, and Nigel was a Sunfire hamster, which is a Djungarian-Campbell hybrid. 

We went to the pet store originally intending to adopt a regular Djungarian, but as soon as I walked up to the cage and asked about them, the pet store lady said "Those guys are jerks. They bite and they're mean." So, I went with the tried and true classic, the Sunfires. 
There were two little guys in there that I saw right away. The first one I saw was really pale and kinda tubby, and he didn't look super great. "He's been having some issues with his eye," said the pet store lady, "We're probably going to have to take him to the vet soon."

The second hamster was like one and a half times the size of the tubby hamster, and way bigger than a less-than-six-months-old Sunfire should be. Plus his coloring resembled more of the Robo's, but without the characteristic white eyebrows. "I don't think that's even a Sunfire..." I pointed out. "Yeah, he's got some issues with fighting, too," she said, "I think he was the one that hurt the other guy's little eye."

Then the bedding behind them rustled, and I realized there was a third hamster in the cage. 


He was so little and fluffy and precious and ginger and just so adorable I couldn't resist! The pet store lady woke him up and got him out of the cage for me to hold. There in her hands, the cutest little hamster opened his eyes and looked up at me.
It all seemed very familiar...
He looked at me with his creepy red eyes...
"Do they all have red eyes?" I said.
"Yes," said the pet store lady.
I looked at him some more...
"Do we have a winner?" Daniel said.

"Yeah, OK," I said. So the pet store lady packed him up in his tiny hamster takeout box and we took him home. 

We discussed several names for him...

"Bentley?"
"No, he's not a car or that guy from The Bachelorette... how about Archibald?"
"Hmm, not an Archie. How about Bartholomew?"
"Not a Bart either. What about... Sheldon?"
"Could do Sheldon. Or Starbuck!"
"What if we called him Radagast?"
"Radagast! Yes. Perfect."
And thus, Radagast, the tiny, creep-eyed hamster, came to live with our family. He and Walter are still getting to know each other, but in time I'm sure they will be able to coexist peacefully. 


Yep, life is good.

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Part 3: The Big Day

Cheerful salutations, internet friends! I'm back from my brief honeymoon, and I've finally got enough time and brain-power on my hands to let y'all know what's up! 

This is going to be mostly pictures, because who cares about all those words anyways.

So, I got married last week. That was pretty cool. I know everyone talks about it being "the best day of your life" and all that good stuff, and frankly... It was a pretty good day, but it went by really fast. From the very first second I woke up, it was like I was being dragged along by a giant whirlwind.
 Wake up, brush teeth, comb hair, shower. Get dressed, shoes on, get in the car.
 Dry hair, straighten hair, curl hair, pin hair. 

 Curl hair, pin hair... curl... pin pin pin...


Go home, more pictures, get packed, gather for the wedding, makeup.


 In the car, drive to the temple, get dressed.

And then... get married.


The whole day, everything had been moving so fast. My brain barely had time to process what was going on before I was whisked off to the next thing. But in that moment, it was like time came to a screeching halt. 

The sealer said "You can look at me, or you can look at each other." 
 I think it seems obvious what our choice was.
 After that little second that seemed to last forever, everything picked up again. the whirlwind whisked me away again, but it was alright this time, because it picked up Daniel as well. Things may have moved really fast, but at least after that I had something stable to cling to.

As overwhelming as everything was, it turned out to be a pretty perfect day, between the wedding, the dinner, the reception, etc.


Oh, right. Mostly perfect...


And... uh... I was going to find a creative way to somehow incorporate more pictures from our wedding into this post, as well as probably more words, but that just about sums it up. It was a good day, but even better than that has been... every single day since. I love being married to Dan. It's the greatest. Here's some more pictures of our wedding day.


This very flattering picture captures the moment just as Daniel and I walked out of the temple for the first time as a married couple, and he put his arm around me aaaaand... pulled my veil right out of my hair. This is me fixing it in a very dignified and graceful manner.
 

Here we are being super cute and adorable.


Look how happy and in love we are! And look how handsome my man is. Quite. Quite handsome. 


Aaaaaand... this is me making life difficult for our photographer.


The end. For now.

Stay tuned for more marriage-related posts! I've got a really good, semi-controversial pile o' words in the works. And drawings, of course. Those too.